Everyday I will post 5 different funny jokes on a different subject!
Todays Jokes:
| Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. |
| Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live. |
| Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts. |
| Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!" |
| Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. |
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