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Smartphone Jokes
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My smartphone got me into trouble yesterday. I was at my daughters
playgroup when one of the mums said: "What's that in your pocket?"
"I have a Desire." was probably not the best response.
Nor was showing them the RedTube app.
And my list of favourites.
"I have a Desire." was probably not the best response.
Nor was showing them the RedTube app.
And my list of favourites.
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Got lost in the woods earlier.
Thank god I had my smartphone.
I would have been well bored waiting 11 hours for someone to walk past and find me without the internet.
Thank god I had my smartphone.
I would have been well bored waiting 11 hours for someone to walk past and find me without the internet.
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From The Consumerist: "Smart Wallets Get Harder to Open As You Spend More
An MIT lab team has developed a series of wallets that physically react when you electronically spend. The wallet communicates with your bank via a bluetooth connection to your smartphone."
So it's kind of the opposite of a woman's legs, right?
An MIT lab team has developed a series of wallets that physically react when you electronically spend. The wallet communicates with your bank via a bluetooth connection to your smartphone."
So it's kind of the opposite of a woman's legs, right?
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Thom Yorke told in an interview how his new smartphone keeps checking itself for viruses and malware.
He said it's a paranoid android.
He said it's a paranoid android.
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On tonights Top Gear we take on our toughest challenge so far.....
We attempt to take a shit without using a Smartphone
We attempt to take a shit without using a Smartphone
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