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Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Men Jokes

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One ... men will screw anything. 

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How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.  

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

We don't know .... it's never happened. 

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How are men and parking spots alike?

The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped. 

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.
 

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